I had my phone in my pocket, and it ended up on this thread. I had to read, laugh, and give you my deepest sympathy.
No children here, but I have experienced it with 4 nephews, and each time I come to the conclusion that 3 is my least favorite age. I think they wrongfully labeled the terrible two's. It's the twisted 3's, because nothing is ever just right and I know the little monkeys enjoy making you crazy.
*They're much smarter at that age than people give them credit for.