You go for about 30-45 minutes. Just enough time to be seen.
Then you politely excuse yourself saying that you have another plan.
ETA: and you fake the funk as best as you can for the 30-45 minutes!
Mix of 3s, thick, coarse, medium porosity
Current hair styling technique: rake with a scrunch at the end. (works with my coarse hair)
Known HGs: KCCC, homemade fsg, honey