I was just about to say it sounds like Miss Jessie's products!
All that money for Dax hair grease! LoL! Some say it works wonders, but I'm not sure if they've ever TRIED just hair grease to see if it works as well..
Anyway, I can't use anything with mineral oil or petrolatum. It just makes my hair hard, dry AND greasy at the same time. Not cute at ALL!! LoL!