My hubby would be, "What's 3b? What's a ringlet? What are you talking about? Where's the remote?"
This is the same man a few years ago:
Hubs (watching Pantene commercial, model with totally straight, flowing hair): Why don't you make your hair look like that?
Me (flabbergasted): Wha...? I, uh, I, uh...do you know how much it would cost?
Hubs (cheapskate): Oh, well, never mind then!