Thanks for all the input! The links are definitely useful, but I'm surprised about the ingredients... I have no clue where to get them!
F - LP - HD - NE
Fine, low porosity, high density, normal elasticity
Low poo: Probably getting Burt's Bees Very Volumizing Pomegranate Shampoo
Rinse-out: Looking for a new one
Protein: IAgirl's gelatine treatment
Styling: KCCC (when it's in stock again)
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