I'll post it here and in the buzzfeed thread, these are TRUTH hehe

Undeniable Style & Beauty Lessons From Miss Piggy
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy