Neville's diary, day 30

Human still insists on doing this thing called exercise instead of paying attention to me. So far attempts to discourage this have been futile. I have even put myself in harms way to demonstrate how dangerous this activity is to no avail. That only gets me a few pets and removed from the room. But I think I have discovered a solution. I have found that while the human is doing something called yoga, I can climb on her during certain unstable positions and refuse to move. My personal favorite is the back of the thigh during something called warrior pose. A few short minutes in the right poses and she'll be too tired to continue and I can go back to ignoring her. Just the way it should be.