Good grief! I log on and get 5 business alarms, 2 fire alarms, calls about 3 places testing alarms, aaaannnndddd a horse in the road. Of course the business alarms are all people opening a store. STHU until I have had my caffeine please, and drink yours too so you will quit setting off alarms. The horse is going to get his coffee.

I had something else to say but now I have no idea what.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??