Claudine, you've got some explaining to do! :P
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Join Date: May 2013
Tuesday, November 12, 2013 at 10:37AM
Listen, I've been trying to keep it quiet, but now that the secret's out, I may as well confess.
All the other dogs involved clearly instigated this scandal. I would never have thought to bext another dog without provocation (bext: the transmission of images of beloved bones via email).
I realize my some of my constituents may not forgive me. To them, I say, "Walk a mile with my paws before you judge me. My bexting in no way reflects my ability to represent your best interests — at dog parks, fire hydrants, and outdoor dining establishments, not to mention pet boutiques. I may beg your forgiveness, but clearly, I need not beg for treats."
Your Best Friend,