Listen, I've been trying to keep it quiet, but now that the secret's out, I may as well confess.

All the other dogs involved clearly instigated this scandal. I would never have thought to bext another dog without provocation (bext: the transmission of images of beloved bones via email).

I realize my some of my constituents may not forgive me. To them, I say, "Walk a mile with my paws before you judge me. My bexting in no way reflects my ability to represent your best interests — at dog parks, fire hydrants, and outdoor dining establishments, not to mention pet boutiques. I may beg your forgiveness, but clearly, I need not beg for treats."

Humbly,
Your Best Friend,
Claudine

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