The DC team is called the Nationals. (The team formerly known as the Expos.)

They swept my team their first ever homestand.

If I weren't looking for pitch location, where outfielders were set up, etc., baeball would be's all cerebral strategy, but the players look better than the guys who play chess!
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!