I get, do you want to brush your hair? Umm NO it's called curls you freak. Not everyone wants flat hair like YOU.
Did you mean for your hair to look that way? Umm No I wanted blond and curlier but I was born this way, sorry!
I dont' generally say those things, although now and then I do, never mess with my hair when I'm hungry and cranky
People have weird ideas and they think everyone has the same ideas I guess.