The court says a dog is a deadly weapon because it can be used to cause death or substantial bodily harm.
By that reasoning, a fork, a curling iron and a badly positioned banana peel are all deadly weapons. Let's ban them all.
To Trenell, MizKerri and geeky:
I pray none of you ever has to live in a communist state.

Geeky is my hero. She's the true badass. The badass who doesn't even need to be a badass. There aren't enough O's in cool to describe her.