Don't forget letter openers, frying pans, and screwdrivers.
Originally Posted by Scarlet
I seen a movie once, where a guy was killed by a corn on the cob.
Originally Posted by cympreni
When I was a court stenographer, they charged someone with assault with a deadly weapon and the deadly weapon was "a shod foot."

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang