I figured you were, that's why I was giving 'the raspberries'!
Of course I forgot to look at Sally's for a dryer this evening, but I got a copy of their magazine. There are two nice looking dryers in there, one per ad. One is a Jilbere Tourmaline series, dual port ion. OOOH... bright red... shiny... sleek looking! Another is Helen of Troy Jewel Tools Tourmaline/something called JewelStone with nanotechnology.
First time I've heard of that! It's black... with a red 'thong' stripe!