i think that people who always come across as know-it-alls, overly sarcastic, and obnoxious are lacking something or have major insecurities. i feel sorry for you. and i'd bet you are hardly as confident and cocky in real life as you make yourself out to be on these boards.
oh, and next time, just answer the question without the dig.
"Dogs stink too, but I like dog stink." ~ rileyb