I want BIG hair!!!!

WHY is it that when we want to, we can find the cure for disease...yet there is NO magic pill to help people grow thick long hair !?!?!?

Help me to understand, O' wise one.

I swear...I have been growing my hair out for months now, and it looks like there is NO FLIPPIN' difference. It is just not growing, and I am getting frustrated (obviously).

WHINE* SOB* SNIFF* ......okay, I am done venting now. Thank you all for letting me cry.

I think wwe need to start a "hair growing chant" thread