No, my vajayjay hasn't been transplanted to the top of my head

I've been reading threads on other hair boards. As far as I can see the topic dates back 4 years. This product was on 2 black hair forums and it intrigued me, the anti-fungal aspect. I then googled it. The thinking was any OTC product with miconazole nitrate 2% . I'm trying it in pubic area topically to see what happens. It's the 7-day one, so I'll use it for a week.