If your hair could talk, what would it say to you right now? lol - Page 15

cocodej · 05-23-2012, 12:08 PM

"I am a queen...and you are my loyal peasant."

Strictlylilbit · 05-24-2012, 09:01 AM

"you dyed me and then have the nerve to not look at me the next day"
" oh and you thought that DC made everything better" " I don't even remember what color I am"

Lanisha · 06-05-2012, 03:18 PM

That trim feels good doesn't it? Yeahhhhhh, why don't you just admit it? You tried it for a year and a half. You gave curly hair your best shot. You'e always been natural, so what if you're going back to the flat iron? I won't be mad. To be honest, those single strands knots were killing me anyways. You gotta admit, it's pretty nice waking up everyday and not having to do anything to me. I know, we made it to MBL going heat free, but an inch of that was raggedy! Who wants raggedy ends? We can get there with heat too! A flat iron isn't a death sentence. At the first sign of a setback you can go back curly again. I promise!

Keenylicious · 06-05-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lanisha

That trim feels good doesn't it? Yeahhhhhh, why don't you just admit it? You tried it for a year and a half. You gave curly hair your best shot. You'e always been natural, so what if you're going back to the flat iron? I won't be mad. To be honest, those single strands knots were killing me anyways. You gotta admit, it's pretty nice waking up everyday and not having to do anything to me. I know, we made it to MBL going heat free, but an inch of that was raggedy! Who wants raggedy ends? We can get there with heat too! A flat iron isn't a death sentence. At the first sign of a setback you can go back curly again. I promise!

My hair says your hair better shut up and do rollersets.

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Keenylicious · 06-05-2012, 05:01 PM

You see I'm not absorbing moisture anymore... You know dang well it's time for a wash, heifer.

On my EVO... I'm too fancy to proofread.

Kiaraa · 06-05-2012, 06:15 PM

"Girl you need to get your hair even and long again. I can't be leaving the house like this!"

Lanisha · 06-06-2012, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keenylicious

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lanisha

That trim feels good doesn't it? Yeahhhhhh, why don't you just admit it? You tried it for a year and a half. You gave curly hair your best shot. You'e always been natural, so what if you're going back to the flat iron? I won't be mad. To be honest, those single strands knots were killing me anyways. You gotta admit, it's pretty nice waking up everyday and not having to do anything to me. I know, we made it to MBL going heat free, but an inch of that was raggedy! Who wants raggedy ends? We can get there with heat too! A flat iron isn't a death sentence. At the first sign of a setback you can go back curly again. I promise!

My hair says your hair better shut up and do rollersets.

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Hahahahahahaha you ain't right!

Cerendipity · 06-06-2012, 07:08 AM

"11 days is such a long time , dont you want to take me down now? You havent seen me in over 5 weeks.... I miss you.. why dont you miss me?"

applesandafros · 06-06-2012, 09:19 AM

You done messed around and heat damaged me. I told you I wasn't bout that straight hair life. Now look at me.

my phone wears the pants in this relationship.

applesandafros · 06-06-2012, 09:21 AM

Double post.

damsel_fly · 06-06-2012, 11:43 AM

"Why can't I look like Sugar's or Whitney's hair?"

Ketchup · 06-06-2012, 02:09 PM

The ends "we are so glad you intervened and aligned us all together again. We were planning to leave the roots for good, because they seemed to be having a massive orgy without us!"

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anonymous_114091 · 06-08-2012, 07:11 AM

"Thank goodness you put this headscarf on me, because you've got HIH syndrome BIG TIME! Leave me alone!"

Lanisha · 06-08-2012, 09:49 PM

This $()/@ BETTER work or else you and me have an appointment with the clippers. Yeah, I said out hair looked NICE, but you ain't supposed to listen to ME! YOU'RE the boss! You KNEW better than to be straightening me all silky like that! Now look at you, like you never even cut off that heat damage. Back at square one. You better leave this conditioner in, and I mean ALL of it! And don't you touch that diffuser. This is not for a style, this is ain't Tightly Curly, this is YOU BETTER SLAP SOME CONDITIONER IN ME THROW ME IN A BUN AND STOP TOUCHING ME FOR A FALL OUT LIKE A FAT MAN IN THREE PIECE A POLYESTER SUIT ON A SUMMER DAY!

Can't believe this girl. Blow dryin on high with a comb attachment and flat ironing at 410 degrees. If I tell her to jump off a bridge she gon do that too? I should tell her to get a weave so she'll stop lookin at me crazy.

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mcheryce · 06-09-2012, 07:55 AM

Ha!

bellavida · 06-09-2012, 08:41 AM

Thanks, I look good in the front but my back is jacked cause smarty forgot to gel my back.

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coshun2003 · 06-09-2012, 10:08 AM

I'm tired of being pulled back into a bun. Unleash me!

anonymous_114091 · 06-09-2012, 02:11 PM

It's so hot! When are you going to co-wash me?

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kinkycurlyDT · 06-09-2012, 05:01 PM

I've been doing the kimmaytube protective style challenge for the last month. I think my hair would say. "let me outta these damn twists" smh

CRISSP · 06-09-2012, 05:30 PM

Listen, I know you're all excited because you cut all of that relaxed hair off a month ago but could you leave me the he// alone?!! I like attention but DANG you're doing the most ... SMH

**It's mine and I LOVE it**