If your hair could talk, what would it say to you right now? lol

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I hope you wash and deep condition me tomorrow with that new Curl Junkie conditioner you bought since we've always to try it. I feel like you're going to flake on me though...cuz you just a flaky heaux when it comes to me...always talking that crap about hating flaky, send off people. But see how you treat me tho?

Oh and I appreciate the oils you're about to buy for me. K,thanx.

*Blue Curls Don't Care!*

iHerb $5 off Code: HIV320
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KY is for inferior b*tches. -Keeny*


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"Nooo, don't try that Tresemme Flawless Curls Conditioner you just bought. Look at all those iffy ingredients...stress makes you make bad choices. Maybe I'll like it but don't blame me if I don't. *eye roll*"
last relaxer: june 2010. bc: october 2010.
properties: mix of 3 & 4, high density!!, medium-coarse, protein sensitive, low-normal porosity, cottony, daughter S
hair likes: garnier pure clean conditioner, v05, water & olive oil...that's literally it. so far...
four fat braids every night; moisturize or spray w/ water, seal w/ EVOO every other night.



Keep your co-workers hands off me, and what's with not using cones? I love cones, while you up in there giving me what you think I "NEED", get your self together woman and give me what I WANT!...
I have to shower in order to wake up properly in the mornings
'So....*gasps*... thirsty! So... *groans*... itchy! Why? Why won't you feed me? Why won't you clean me?? Why won't you l.. lu... luh... LOVE MEEEEE?????'
*hair cries tears of dandruff*

Abuse. I've abused my hair and scalp and I'm sorry and ashamed.
My hair is in the 4s, low in porosity, high in density and coarse.

Love: QB - all of it, Bobeam - shampoo bars, Darcy's Botanicals - Pumpkin Seed Conditioner, Coconut Cupuacu Pomade, KBN - Shealoe Leave-in, Oyin - Juices & Berries, Kinky Curly - Knot Today, Ayurvedic treatments, my Denman and the cloud of kinky goodness on my head that I get to play with!
'So....*gasps*... thirsty! So... *groans*... itchy! Why? Why won't you feed me? Why won't you clean me?? Why won't you l.. lu... luh... LOVE MEEEEE?????'
*hair cries tears of dandruff*

Abuse. I've abused my hair and scalp and I'm sorry and ashamed.
Originally Posted by Jo Somebody
That was hilarious. Lol

SL
~APL~BSB~BSL~MBL~
WL

You never stop learning...
That's right. The basics. I'm not expensive and I have simple needs. I have been a good sport this long but I would like to remind you of what I really need.

Water

Coconut oil

A humectant

Note that I didn't mention expensive a$% butter, styler leave in conditioner etc whatever other mess you think you need.

Oh and I actually like silicones.

I know, I know, this is hard for you, I hope this doesn't change the way you see me. *pats my head*

SL
~APL~BSB~BSL~MBL~
WL

You never stop learning...
- oh yess. that banana mask made me feel oh so good...after you got out the bits and pieces ! next time, use baby food bananas, kay? bye ^_^ *shrinks up*
*whispers* I like mineral oil.
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fine/medium, dense, normal to high porosity
Modified CG for washing and detangling - I my comb for styling



Cut me!
Never relaxed

Experimenting in creating my own products.
Leeeeeee....I love being blueeeee, we look so pretttttyyyy.
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*Blue Curls Don't Care!*

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Blog:http://norehabneeded.wordpress.com/
If my hair could talk, right now it would say "Yous hella lazy B! Twist and wrap me up!! And one more thing women, for the love of baby jesus, stop wearing me out all the damn time! It's the middle of winter, geez!"
"Never...EVER, second day me on stretched hair again"


3B, Fine, Med D, Norm P&E
LowP: Kinky Curly Come Clean (50% EVOO)
NoP: As I Am CC
RO: Suave Tropical Coconut/VO5 Shea Cashmere
LI: KCKT/ CJBCLI/HETT/HENOYF (mixed w/ GSO)
3B, Fine, Normal P, Normal E, Low-Med D
LowP: Kinky Curly Come Clean (50% EVOO)
NoP: As I Am CC
RO: Suave Coconut, VO5 Shea Cashmere
LI: KCKT or CJBCLI or HETT/HENOYF (w/ 8 drops GSO)


"To much is given, much is expected"
damn i'm fine!

*** sisterlocks a little over a year ***
a dreamy pisces
please recycle, it matters...
i change lives...through fitness
i'm more relaxed being natural
- trixie : oh yes, lay me down tonight, we look GOOD ! you bound to get a man with me looking like this !
You haven't detangled me in 3 weeks, you keep rocking wash and gos, and you're not pineappling me. You know what's coming on wash day... *horror music plays*
Almost MBL Coils
spongy, low porosity, dense awesomeness

Shampoo: Curly Kinks Cleansing Cream
Rinse Out/Detangler Conditioner: Aussie Moist, V05 Strawberries and Cream, Suave Naturals Coconut
Leave in Conditioner: Trader Joe's Nourish Spa and Giovanni Direct Leave in
Styler: Eco Styler Krystal and Blue, Herbal Essence Totally Twisted Gel and Flax seed gel
Sealer: Grape seed oil
Deep Conditioner: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Protein Treatment: Karishma and Jamilla Henna
if this color doesn't show up after you wash out this deep conditioner, don't put no mo' damn dye in me!
You haven't washed me since last Tuesday! And what about that trim you been promising me? I thought you loved me??
I'm not sure if I like all this not combing me out. I mean, when you DO, seems we've retained lots of length... But we also look kinda drawed up and rough around week 4. So....

And the mini buns we been sleeping in... They i'ite I guess. Makes me big and fluffy next day...

Know what, I'm just gonna sit back and let this play out.
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FroZen
I'm not sure if I like all this not combing me out. I mean, when you DO, seems we've retained lots of length... But we also look kinda drawed up and rough around week 4. So....

And the mini buns we been sleeping in... They i'ite I guess. Makes me big and fluffy next day...

Know what, I'm just gonna sit back and let this play out.
Originally Posted by BlackAngelPlayah
You know what? Your hair sounds legitimately threatening like mine does. lol

SL
~APL~BSB~BSL~MBL~
WL

You never stop learning...
You haven't detangled me in 3 weeks, you keep rocking wash and gos, and you're not pineappling me. You know what's coming on wash day... *horror music plays*
Originally Posted by applesandafros
Whip out that aussie moist. It's go time. When my hair threatens me like that its a promise.

SL
~APL~BSB~BSL~MBL~
WL

You never stop learning...

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