If your hair could talk, what would it say to you right now? lol
 

I just wanted to have a little fun...lol! If my hair could talk, right now it would say "Girl, can we try a new style, I'm tired of wearing twist-outs!" oh..."easy on the edges, that's why we're having trouble in the first place"

please share what your hair would say....just for laughs!

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Heffa, I know these ppl send u this crap to try but do you really have to try it on me? You got 5mins to wash my arse or :boxing:

Wench why is this crap covering me up? When will I come out and play?

" then she sees a picture of some products and get momentarily distracted"

It would remind me to stop experimenting with products mid-work-week and ask "why in the heck did you use that dang MJ shampoo on me?"

Stop using me as a guinea pig, stick to my favourite conditioner and please get my eco !

PLease, PLEASE don't straighten me anymore. I'm sorry! I'll be good! I was just playin! Come on, give me a cowash, I promise I won't mat up anymore! I swear! I'll do right! That flat iron gets so hoooooottt! It buuuuurns! No, no, not the Denman! Okay, i'll stop cryin! I said I'll stop CRYIN!! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Wash me, woman! Damn!

"Deep conditioning. You've heard of it, right?"

Oh sheesh, y'all. 'Tis my phone!

Are you really trying to wear a WnG w/o gel and it's 95% humidity? That's really cute.

Oh, so you think co-washing and finger detangling every day this week got out all the shed hairs and did not cause knots right? BOOOYAAWWW, how you like that one...and that one...and that one...don't test me! GET some conditioner and that paddle brush you like so much and get to work, lazy a#$! I thought we had a goal, heffa...

I need a bath.

On my EVO. I'm too fancy for proofreading.

These comments are hilarious. Haha.

My hair would actually stay pretty silent and just shake it's "head" at me and give me the side eye...

You promised to do more variety with your styles however, updos are still your staple go to. What about the braids, plaits, and twist I was promised? I know you can do them, you use to.

I know you did not let me leave the house like this

Leave me alone!!!! Have you ever heard of protective styling???!!!!!!

from the cellular device
-*I can't fit into a box*-

Start full CG and get me a good conditioner :( stop pulling me up

Dont stick your fingers in here again! And do you know what moisture is?:spiderman:

"Why? Why do you never learn from past mistakes? Do you even care how this damned henna makes me look?

"Friggin' Carrot Top............"

Look heaux, I'm growing as fast as I can. I'mma need you to stop yanking on me, as if I'm going to be noticeably longer in A DAY!!! Now, go drink some water, eat some protein, take a vitamin, and let me marinate on this. I GOT THIS!

Definitely read this as I was pulling on my own hair hahaha

Oh sheesh, y'all. 'Tis my phone!