The New & Improved Say It I Dare You

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Originally Posted by Cerendipity
Oh no...that hurt me inside...

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You never stop learning...
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...
wow
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...
wow
Originally Posted by naturaldoll
I have personally seen the key thing. A coworker of mine and I walked to a company car and he kept hitting the button for the trunk to pop open and it wouldn't work. Obviously the battery was dead. After a few minutes of him pushing the button over and over I said let me see. I stuck the key, opened the trunk and we put our stuff in. He said 'oh, i forgot about that.' I think he was like 20 and smoked a lot of weed.
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I have no idea where to post this, but my puff is flat. Like it looks like a pancake on top of my head and I have no idea what to do. I try fluffing and it just goes back flat. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but I have no idea what to do. I wear puff alot but I'm an active person and it's easier for me. But this looks weird to say the least. I'm trying to find a picture so you can see what I mean. But help me! I look like a pancake head.
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I have no idea where to post this, but my puff is flat. Like it looks like a pancake on top of my head and I have no idea what to do. I try fluffing and it just goes back flat. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but I have no idea what to do. I wear puff alot but I'm an active person and it's easier for me. But this looks weird to say the least. I'm trying to find a picture so you can see what I mean. But help me! I look like a pancake head.
Originally Posted by applesandafros

It was like this a couple months ago now its wider and flatter.
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Almost MBL Coils
spongy, low porosity, dense awesomeness

Shampoo: Curly Kinks Cleansing Cream
Rinse Out/Detangler Conditioner: Aussie Moist, V05 Strawberries and Cream, Suave Naturals Coconut
Leave in Conditioner: Trader Joe's Nourish Spa and Giovanni Direct Leave in
Styler: Eco Styler Krystal and Blue, Herbal Essence Totally Twisted Gel and Flax seed gel
Sealer: Grape seed oil
Deep Conditioner: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Protein Treatment: Karishma and Jamilla Henna
I have no idea where to post this, but my puff is flat. Like it looks like a pancake on top of my head and I have no idea what to do. I try fluffing and it just goes back flat. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but I have no idea what to do. I wear puff alot but I'm an active person and it's easier for me. But this looks weird to say the least. I'm trying to find a picture so you can see what I mean. But help me! I look like a pancake head.
Originally Posted by applesandafros

It was like this a couple months ago now its wider and flatter.
Originally Posted by applesandafros
It likes great to me! You have a lot of hair. Perhaps you could wear it on top of your head, towards your forehead. It may allow the puff to stand up higher.
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I am so tired of my husband diggin in his fat stank ass... AND SMELLING HIS FINGERS!!

It's disgusting and he acts like I'm just nit picking! WTF?

You know when you dig all up in yo ass other people nearby can smell yo ass, right?!

Disgusting *******. O_O


That is all.
FroZen
So 2 weeks in this protective style, 6 weeks to go.
So 2 weeks in this protective style, 6 weeks to go.
Originally Posted by Cerendipity
How you wearing it?
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“Mama says pretty comes in all different sizes. And my size… is cute!” -Honey Boo Boo
So 2 weeks in this protective style, 6 weeks to go.
Originally Posted by Cerendipity
How you wearing it?
Originally Posted by happyface


A Happy Nappy Affair: Mini collage of the new style: Kinky Curly
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I'm rolling in laughter right now at this chick

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So 2 weeks in this protective style, 6 weeks to go.
Originally Posted by Cerendipity
How you wearing it?
Originally Posted by happyface


A Happy Nappy Affair: Mini collage of the new style: Kinky Curly
Originally Posted by Cerendipity
It looks great!
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“Mama says pretty comes in all different sizes. And my size… is cute!” -Honey Boo Boo
Hi guys. I just saw the most ratchet vid ever and I NEED to share it w/ ppl, but I'm pretty sure I'd be put in time out for posting it.
Hi guys. I just saw the most ratchet vid ever and I NEED to share it w/ ppl, but I'm pretty sure I'd be put in time out for posting it.
Originally Posted by Keenylicious
See...you shouldn't have did that 'cause now I'm interested.

SL
~APL~BSB~BSL~MBL~
WL

You never stop learning...
was it the one on worldstar something with the lady having relations and her child in the background?
was it the one on worldstar something with the lady having relations and her child in the background?
Originally Posted by Cerendipity
eeeeeeeewwww, no!
It was a bj tutorial. complete w/ spit and sound effects. it was the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time.
Mmmmkay, I know this is off the above subject, but I just need to get my rant on real quick and I'm out............

So a coworker just walked passed my desk and asked me if I was going natural. This is someone that I make a point NOT to talk to b/c she doesn't seem to have 'em all, and is very vendictive with others in the office. When she speaks to me, I am polite, and I keep it moving. Anyway, I told her I was, and she asked “are you serious?” I said yes, and she told me not to do it. People, I am 9 months deep into this thing. If my best friend could not persuade me not to go natural, surely she did not think her lil’ ole’ opinion would count for anything, but just to humor myself, I asked her why not. Staying true to form, she further confirmed my suspicions that all of her cannons are not firing in the same direction. This woman tells me that in her opinion, going natural does not define beauty. (??????!!!say-huh???!!!!!!) I just looked at her-wondering if she could see the state of confusion she just put me in. She then immediately followed that statement up with how she won “best afro” in high school. She stated she just didn’t think it was a good look, so I decided to let her know that my mother is completely natural just to see what she would say, and her response was, “well, your pretty, so you can probably pull it off”, but you know there’s a lot of girls out there that just can’t.”……..REALLY MA’AM? THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER UP AS TO WHY I SHOULDN’T TRANSITION?! Ya’ll, I was ready to throw some penalty flags at this woman! She was all over the place with her “explanation” of why it wasn’t a good idea. SMH……Lord give me strength! This was the worst case I’ve had thus far of negative feedback in response to MY decision of what to do with MY head, but it has been the funniest thus far!




Last edited by Serius; 04-22-2013 at 02:36 PM.
Mmmmkay, I know this is off the above subject, but I just need to get my rant on real quick and I'm out............

So a coworker just walked passed my desk and asked me if I was going natural. This is someone that I make a point NOT to talk to b/c she doesn't seem to have 'em all, and is very vendictive with others in the office. When she speaks to me, I am polite, and I keep it moving. Anyway, I told her I was, and she asked “are you serious?” I said yes, and she told me not to do it. People, I am 9 months deep into this thing. If my best friend could not persuade me not to go natural, surely she did not think her lil’ ole’ opinion would count for anything, but just to humor myself, I asked her why not. Staying true to form, she further confirmed my suspicions that all of her cannons are not firing in the same direction. This woman tells me that in her opinion, going natural does not define beauty. (??????!!!say-huh???!!!!!!) I just looked at her-wondering if she could see the state of confusion she just put me in. She then immediately followed that statement up with how she won “best afro” in high school. She stated she just didn’t think it was a good look, so I decided to let her know that my mother is completely natural just to see what she would say, and her response was, “well, your pretty, so you can probably pull it off”, but you know there’s a lot of girls out there that just can’t.”……..REALLY MA’AM? THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER UP AS TO WHY I SHOULDN’T TRANSITION?! Ya’ll, I was ready to throw some penalty flags at this woman! She was all over the place with her “explanation” of why it wasn’t a good idea. SMH……Lord give me strength! This was the worst case I’ve had thus far of negative feedback in response to MY decision of what to do with MY head, but it has been the funniest thus far!
Originally Posted by Serius
I will repeat my previous statement on from another post:

Some people like to wallow in their own stupidity. She is marinading in hers. - ____ -
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DC - NG Mango & Coconut H2O or Chamomile/Brdck Root
Gel - SM souffle (winter), KCCC (summer) or CR Naturals Aloe Whipped Butter Gel (year round)
Sealers - Virgin Coconut Oil, Avocado butter, Aloe butter
Ayurvedic treatments - Jamila Henna, Sukesh, Aloe Vera Powder, Hibiscus Powder
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