LOL this would make a great script for a comedy movie but suck as a real life experience. I have some relatives like that. I took my mom to lunch yesterday and as always she constantly complains and is rude to the staff. It used to embarrass me but now I figure she eats a lot of spit.I will be glad when I get my home back. This child's graduation cannot come any faster. I'm so tired of all this extra family, hanging around eating and drinking up any and everything that isn't nailed down. I caught one of the kids order pay per view, I wanted to slap the taste out of his momma's mouth, lawrd.
Its hot, its crowded, its loud and I've been to the market 10 times in the last 7 days and I was not home for 2 of the 7 days.
I'm going to a hotel screw this.
ETA: OMG, my cousin cussed out the security guard at the front gate. Why?? Because she doesn't know my maiden name (which happens to be her last name, our father's are brothers) and doubles as the keyword to be let in. Are you freaking kidding me at 9am?
And, now were out of salt!! I've never run out of salt, does that even happen?? Guess so, Tequilla and lime shots for the adults and EVERYONE puts salt and lime on fruit salad even the kids.
...tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor...
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