My mom let me try a sip of it a few years ago, at a wedding or something... It was one of the more disgusting things I've tried in a long time.

Never. Again.

Do you enjoy wrapping gifts?

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey