Don't correct me, because i'm being sarcastic. Don't talk to me, because I just want to eat lunch with my step-father. Don't go around asking people for my personal e-mail, because I don't want you to have it.

Leave me alone you stalker! I have a fricking boyfriend and a fricking daughter already, I need my space! When I go home and I finish my work, I don't think of you. I think of feeding my child and talking to my boyfriend.

You are not in my life other than work, so stop instant messaging me, stop implying I need to dump my boyfriend for a "better man" which is obviously you, and stop talking to my child! Seriously I need a fricking restraining order.