So I want to be taken off of your mailing list. I gave you my name and you couldn't find me in your system. Then you say "I need your SS number to look it up." What??? That's like someone calling and saying I want to be taken off your calling list and responding with "Ok, can I have your credit card number?" You already have my address jerk. Look it up using my address. And you never transferred me to your supervisor. You put me on hold for 20 minutes. You win this round CHASE credit.
But, really who has time for this crap? This is why everyone just throws out their junk mail.
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not;
and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board.
-Henry David Thoreau