HAH! See what I did there? I hid the conditioner, so now you have to buy your OWN. And guess what? I bought this conditioner on the 7th, and I STILL HAVE just about the entire bottle left.

According to my records, if you had been using it, it would be half gone by now.

Go buy your own if you're that broken up about it.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey