Guess what--we didn't invite you to stay at our house for 5 days. You invited yourselves!! That is RUDE and in BAD TASTE!! The only upside is that I don't feel guilty about not bending over backwards to make you comfortable.
I can't wait until the new baby is born--then his or her room will be the guest room and you won't have a place to stay in my house. Boohoo.