Who is grazing on my seedings?!

Listen. I didn't start plants from seed last year. So I decided to do it right again this year and grow the varieties I like. I purchased my special seeds. I purchased sterile growing medium. I have my grow lights going. Little sprouts are coming up and everything is beautiful!

Until you come along and chomp off the first leaves. Thanks for leaving behind the stubby little stems. Oh, and the turds are a nice touch too.

I'm starting to see how humans evolved to be so brutal and bloodthirsty. Take heed, little rat ba5tards: My seedling trays are not a salad bar!
formerly Castella
(my dogs aren't snarly, my hair is)