Hrmm...

"When I look at your hair I just want to run a hot comb through it."
--random girl at school in 9th grade

"It's OK if you like girls and all, but you didn't have to cut all your hair off!"
--younger cousins (a lot of people in my family, including my own mother, thought I was turning into a lesbian for BCing my hair)

"I love your hair...can I touch it?! Please can I touch it? It looks so weird!"
--many random people

"When are you going to get a relaxer? When are you going to straighten it? You look like some ghetto hoodlum!"
--mother
I'm "TechKnockout" now.