I had a big crush on this guy I worked with in college...he used to tease me A LOT, and one day we were talking about our dogs, and he referred to my dog as a Bichon.
Me: She is not a Bichon! She is a WESTIE! They're both little white dogs, but Bichons have big, curly hair...
Him: Like you?
So...he started calling me Bichon Frise