My mother is unhappy if she does not get a Claxton Fruitcake at Christmas. No one else in the family can stand it!
My favorite gift is book(s) or a gift certificate/card to a bookstore. Every time I move the movers hate me because I have tons and tons and tons of boxes of books. Can't part with any of them. I re-read some of them; others I'm just really attached to.
"Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"
"Honey Badger don't care!"