Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Friday, December 19, 2003 at 12:02PM
: Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife
I've looked long and hard this year for Christmas presents for my loving wife. I want to make her feel special, so I opted to get her a smorgasbord of thoughtful gifts rather than one big o' gift. That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.
Here are some of the items:
* A digital mop.
* A case of Black and Decker brussel-sprout-scented shampoo.
* A three-legged pet ferret that I've already named SpankMeCurly
* An energy-efficient curling iron that runs on propane.
* A toaster with a Hemi.
I think I done good.
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