Bacon is a very powerful thing. Most anything is better than bacon. When my husband and I are looking for a quickie dinner and we're not concerned about how wicked awful it is for us, we make mac and cheese (the kind from a box with powdered cheese-- I don't care what anyone says, that stuff is farking delicious) and crumble up pre-cooked bacon into it.

Salads? Bacon.

Sammiches? Bacon.

I love bacon.
"And politically correct is the worst term, not just because it’s dismissive, but because it narrows down the whole social justice spectrum to this idea that it’s about being polite instead of about dismantling the oppressive social structure of power.
Fun Fact: When you actively avoid being “PC,” you’re not being forward-thinking or unique. You’re buying into systems of oppression that have existed since before you were even born, and you’re keeping those systems in place."
Stolen.