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*Raises hand*) Aaand that DJ would be right. 5'3", size 10, "Vienna Sausage" here. I mean, it's not like they don't make skinny jeans in my size, it's just what I look like when I put them on

. It's like this big round booty on top of a pair of lollipop sticks! So, yeah, I stick to my straight leg or boot cut jeans!