that was funny, except the end part.
i loved the part about the hair touching! just this very morning my daughter told me that a friend of hers irritated her.
daughter: so i slicked back my hair really tight in a ponytail but wore the back of it out and when i saw ashley she said, "HI!!!!" and rubbed her hands back and forth on my head...not the part that was out but the slicked back part.
(the look on my daughter's face was like total horror, like why would any sane person do that?)
me: oh, she's white, she doesn't know. for her if you mess up her hair she can just brush it back with her hands. she doesn't know you spent forever trying to get it just perfectly straight.