I wasn't really saying my hair looks as bad as a mop -- that's just the easiest way to describe how it falls in all directinos without a part (kind of like an upside down mop).

Also, I'm not too sure about the fact that I look older. I went to see one of my clients today and the first thing out of his mom's mouth was "OMG - you look five years younger!" Not good!
I think that I deceive genius.