LMAO - I think you could start a fashion!
Oh wait, it's already been done...
Note the pile of sparkly white at the top.
It's what all the girls wear for Irish dance, LOL!!! It's awful. But next time a girl can't find her bloomers, we'll go grab a wash bonnet at Sally's and call it good!
ETA: OOOOOOOOHHH! These gold ones are even better, LOL!!