LOL, that's great!! My SO doesn't make comments on anyone else really, but the other day he was watching me do my hair in the morning very intently and we had this conversation:
Me: *stares back* What are you doing?
Him: Watching you
Me: Yes, why?
Him: I'm trying to figure out what you're doing
Me: I'm scrunching in gel
Him: What does that do?
Me: Gel? It holds the style until it dries, you know that.
Him: No, I mean, what does scrunching do?
Me: Well... I guess it helps form the curls
Him: Oh, see, that's what I thought. I thought you were separating and forming them. I guess it works.
Me: Yes, it does.