Most women in the world make me embarrassed to be a woman. Just shut the hell up for a change!

Yes, you're overanalyizing.
Yes, you're needy.
Yes, you're making a big deal out of nothing.
Yes, you're catty.
Yes, you jump to conclusions.
Yes, you clearly have issues that are easily read b/w the lines!

Please relax a little.

Whew, thanks.