So, I clarified! I thought, Hm, so this is what stripped hair feels like. My hair thought, Crap! What did you do to me?
Then I smoothed in some globs of the extra body, and if felt really nice but I was afraid to use a lot because it IS my mom's...so I didn't use enough.
But even then it still rinsed out nice and smooth! I gently squished out some water and my hair looked amazing, sleek and already curling up. Then I experimented with scrunching out water with a paper towel. My damp hair got kinda frizzy and straggly, so maybe my hair was still using that water. Oops!
I plopped to let it calm down, unplopped (looked good!) and slept with it wet. I usually have pretty dry hair by morning, maybe a few damp spots, and that's with product, so I expected it dry or even more so because there was nothing left in.
When I woke up it was still wet! It was like I'd just washed it.

Must've had something to do with the temp in my house, because there was NOTHING left in to make it do that, I made extra sure to rinse all the condish out.
Then, I diffused because walking to school with wet hair would kill me with the cold in the air and the cold in my body. Sounds friendly if you don't have my deadly conair diffuser. Sooo, big poofball ensues except for one or two still alive pieces. One dies from an ill-timed dryer blast, the other is a nice little ringlet the cones have been stretching lately to oblivion (woo, it's back!). I left it out, and it actually spiralled more throughout the day. It looks great - the rest, well, it belongs tied back.
And that's why they call me Benny!

(If you've never seen Jimmy Neutron, you probably don't get the non-sequitur there...oh well. Embrace your inner child!)
In other news, I'M GOING WHALE WATCHING TOMORROW -- and I'm still awake? Jeez. G'night, all!