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curlylifestyle 05-29-2013 06:42 PM

**** curly girls say!!
 
I'll start:
That wasn't too bad it only took three hours to twist/straighten/braid my hair.

Lynaea 05-29-2013 06:50 PM

Hahaha!

"Sorry I'm late, I forgot to check the dew point before I styled and used the wrong gel so I had to rewet and start all over again."

Samanthascurlz 05-29-2013 09:08 PM

"Today's wash-day!" *Brings low-poo, 3-5 conditioners, leave in, gel, diffuser into bathroom* LOL

Jessiebanana 05-29-2013 09:54 PM

Uh...

**** Natural Hair Girls Say - YouTube

Always@night 05-29-2013 09:59 PM

"What is up with all this shrinkage?"

CrazyCatLady 05-29-2013 11:45 PM

(said when friends tell me about a great hair product they love that i have to try, then hand me the bottle to check it out)
"....yep. it's got silicone. NOPE."


"wanna watch a movie with me while i detangle?"

anonymous_133347 05-30-2013 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessiebanana (Post 2175041)

This video is the best! If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "My arm is tired. . . " in relation to my hair I'd be a wealthy woman. And the part about the cotton pillowcase not being part of my lifestyle, man it's so true! It's so freaking true it's not even funny. And I also wigged out in my hotel room 2 weeks ago when I couldn't find my precious kinky curly and had three people looking for it.

P.S. OMG crazycatlady, that quip of yours has me giggling.

Always@night 05-30-2013 12:02 AM

" Time to SOTC"

Neleke 05-30-2013 03:25 AM

Friend: you have awesome curls today!
Me: Yesterday I put olive oil and honey in my hair and I left it in for an hour before rinsing it out.
Friend: You what?

Me: Today I will try x on my hair
Friend: Are you ever going to stop experimenting with your hair?

Me in front of the mirror in the bathroom at school, with my head upside down and scrunching with wet hands after being outside in the wind.
My friend brushing her hair next to me: OMG these tangles, I'm tired of them. I definitely hate brushing my hair.
Me: I only comb my hair once every three days or so, when showering
Friend: blank face

Mother: Can you brush your hair please?
Me: If you want me to look like I have been in an explosion, I can yes.

(Ps: both the friend and mother are straighthaired, obviously)

Lynaea 05-30-2013 05:06 AM

ROFL Neleke!!

Noumenon 05-30-2013 05:41 AM

BF: "Sweet heart what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm just pre-pooing babe"
BF: "I don't need to know those things" :angry3:


Me: "I just need to pop into the shop and get some conditioner"
BF: "But you already have that other bottle"
Me: "Yeah thats the co-wash, I just need to get my rinse out"
BF: "... yep... ok then"

BF comes home and finds me doing the ironing with a hair and face mask on...

BF: "What have you got on?"
Me: "Honey, yogurt, oil.... and same on my face"
BF: "... of cours you do..."

In the show together, boyfriend splashes my hair

Me: "DON"T YOU GET MY HAIR WET!!!!"

curlypearl 05-30-2013 08:38 AM

Broadway lament: Your arms too short to box with God

Curlygirl lament: My hair too short to plop

anonymous_133347 05-30-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curlypearl (Post 2175120)

Curlygirl lament: My hair too short to plop

Tell me about it. I should've been more mindful of this fact when I got my layers put in. And now they're growing extra slow because they keep climbing up my scalp. Bouncy little buggers. :sad11:

Pookarina 05-30-2013 12:22 PM

Really, hon, it will look a lot better after I SOTC

CurlyGrey3 05-30-2013 12:45 PM

Looking at various foods: "I wonder how that would do in my hair".

curlypearl 05-30-2013 02:00 PM

EMT: Do you know your blood type?

Me: No but I think I am 3a, except when I use KCCC I might be 4a, except sometimes I think I am 2c, when I get ringlets I'm not sure which type I am....

EMT: BLOOD type?

curlylifestyle 05-30-2013 02:26 PM

"Dude does that have sulfate or silicon??"
"Yes"
"Don't come near me with that!!"

Always@night 05-30-2013 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curlypearl (Post 2175214)
EMT: Do you know your blood type?

Me: No but I think I am 3a, except when I use KCCC I might be 4a, except sometimes I think I am 2c, when I get ringlets I'm not sure which type I am....

EMT: BLOOD type?

This is hilarious

lcl0706 05-30-2013 04:22 PM

Asked my last SO to pick up unflavored gelatin at the store.

Him: why, what's the point of flavorless jello.

Me: it goes in my hair.

Him: You jello your hair?

Don't judge me. lol

chupie 05-30-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessiebanana (Post 2175041)

Lol!!


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