Your worst holiday gift ever?

My husband's uncle gave me the Lancome's free gift with purchase he got when he bought my SIL a perfume
Originally Posted by CSI Gal
Oh, I can beat that one!

My cousins roommate got a Coach key chain for Christmas and her sister got the matching bag. She went to exchange the key chain and they told her it had been a GWP with a bag
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn
My husband's uncle gave me the Lancome's free gift with purchase he got when he bought my SIL a perfume
Originally Posted by CSI Gal
Oh, I can beat that one!

My cousins roommate got a Coach key chain for Christmas and her sister got the matching bag. She went to exchange the key chain and they told her it had been a GWP with a bag
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian
Geez. I bet that really makes you feel like you're so not the favorite sister. People are crazy.
My husband's uncle gave me the Lancome's free gift with purchase he got when he bought my SIL a perfume
Originally Posted by CSI Gal
Oh, I can beat that one!

My cousins roommate got a Coach key chain for Christmas and her sister got the matching bag. She went to exchange the key chain and they told her it had been a GWP with a bag
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian
LOL, yup, you got me beat!
From a boyfriend long ago, I got a basket of sex-type stuff: warming massage lotions, colored condoms, bath gels, etc. Funny thing, we only went out once more after that time, didn't get to use the stuff, and he broke up with me within a week or two to move away to help his family.

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My husbands grandmother gives the WEIRDEST stuff. That woman is so nutty, and from the response of everyone at Christmas time, they are SO used to it, so it's not like she's just losing it with age.

It's really an amusing time going to Christmas at their house. Each person gets a ton of gifts and we all sit around and open presents, that I'm not even sure were meant for us. I think she just randomly buys stuff and then wraps them and slaps tags on them later. Half of the stuff has a story to go along with it and we have to sit and listen to what she was thinking when she bought it.

I've gotten dish towels, a trifle bowl, an extremely gaudy dragonfly broach, blue stretchy gloves - these are just some of the odd gifts off the top of my head.
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My husbands grandmother gives the WEIRDEST stuff. That woman is so nutty, and from the response of everyone at Christmas time, they are SO used to it, so it's not like she's just losing it with age.

It's really an amusing time going to Christmas at their house. Each person gets a ton of gifts and we all sit around and open presents, that I'm not even sure were meant for us. I think she just randomly buys stuff and then wraps them and slaps tags on them later. Half of the stuff has a story to go along with it and we have to sit and listen to what she was thinking when she bought it.

I've gotten dish towels, a trifle bowl, an extremely gaudy dragonfly broach, blue stretchy gloves - these are just some of the odd gifts off the top of my head.
Originally Posted by babywavy
Oh, that reminds me of the things my husbands (also nutty) grandmother gives for Christmas. She always gets me some sort of a 'whatnot' but it is generally something rather hideous. Last year I got a matching set of orange tabby kitty whatnots. They were really light, like hard plastic almost and their faces looked like they had been painted by an 8-year-old. But it's the thought that counts I suppose.
A friend of my parents once gave my father a bag of "Chips Ahoy" cookies, and she gave me a ball of yarn.

Last year my BF's sister gave me a watch with straps made of wooden beads. I exchanged it at Walmart for some body wash, candy, and a toothbrush.
My bad gift is now a family tradition. It started as a hideous ornament my mother in law recieved from a horrible woman she works with. I really wish I could find a picture of it because words can't describe how bad it is. She gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago with a note saying this would be a new family tradition to pass around this ornament from year to year. I can't remember who has it now, but hope I never get it back!

Last year my father in law gave us a FAKE security camera.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
My bad gift is now a family tradition. It started as a hideous ornament my mother in law recieved from a horrible woman she works with. I really wish I could find a picture of it because words can't describe how bad it is. She gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago with a note saying this would be a new family tradition to pass around this ornament from year to year. I can't remember who has it now, but hope I never get it back!
Originally Posted by spring1onu
We have a pair of red underwear like that
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn
My sister and I give each other "special" gifts each year. They're "special" because they're really hideous, but it's the special thought that counts...we get each other crap, basically. She's given me a Yoko Ono album that she practically got for free, I gave her the "Everyone Poops" book, she gave me a reindeer last year that's a jellybean dispenser through the butt, and last year I gave her sea monkeys.
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My bad gift is now a family tradition. It started as a hideous ornament my mother in law recieved from a horrible woman she works with. I really wish I could find a picture of it because words can't describe how bad it is. She gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago with a note saying this would be a new family tradition to pass around this ornament from year to year. I can't remember who has it now, but hope I never get it back!
Originally Posted by spring1onu
We have a pair of red underwear like that
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian

Like you guys re-wrap it and pass it around to a different person every year?

We did that in my husbands family with a Big Mouth Billy Bass for a few years.
~ the artist formerly known as babywavy ~

Please excuse any typos. For the time being, we are blaming it on my computer.
My sister and I give each other "special" gifts each year. They're "special" because they're really hideous, but it's the special thought that counts...we get each other crap, basically. She's given me a Yoko Ono album that she practically got for free, I gave her the "Everyone Poops" book, she gave me a reindeer last year that's a jellybean dispenser through the butt, and last year I gave her sea monkeys.
Originally Posted by quickcurl
Ha! That sounds really fun, actually. Instead of going crazy trying to find the perfect gift, you can go crazy trying to find the most offensive one.
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We have a pair of red underwear like that
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian

Like you guys re-wrap it and pass it around to a different person every year?

We did that in my husbands family with a Big Mouth Billy Bass for a few years.
Originally Posted by babywavy
I'm so glad to know we're not the only ones! DH got a sweater in a super nice Bloomingdales box about 9 years ago. Well, my mother in law and I pass that box back and forth between each other every year! Around this time it's "Do you have the box this year or do I??" She's getting a nice set of pajamas this year in that box.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
she gave me a reindeer last year that's a jellybean dispenser through the butt, :
Originally Posted by quickcurl
I gave my husband the sheep version of that last year as a stocking stuffer!! They're so tacky and cute!




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
my SIL gave me a paris hilton perfume last year .

please note : she has known me for ten years, knows i am allegric to perfume and knows i don't wear any -- oh and did i mention it was paris hilton -seriously some people don't even try. i sold it for an mp3 player

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My bad gift is now a family tradition. It started as a hideous ornament my mother in law recieved from a horrible woman she works with. I really wish I could find a picture of it because words can't describe how bad it is. She gave it to me for Christmas a few years ago with a note saying this would be a new family tradition to pass around this ornament from year to year. I can't remember who has it now, but hope I never get it back!
Originally Posted by spring1onu
We have a pair of red underwear like that
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian

Like you guys re-wrap it and pass it around to a different person every year?

We did that in my husbands family with a Big Mouth Billy Bass for a few years.
Originally Posted by babywavy
Ya

I have no idea where they came from, but they are probably a 4XL or something and you always forget about them until you wind up getting them! My aunt & uncle biked around Europe for a year and they got them that Christmas, then a few years later I was in Australia for Christmas and got them. Can't remember who got them last year, but I guess we'll find out when someone opens them this year
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn
my SIL gave me a paris hilton perfume last year .

please note : she has known me for ten years, knows i am allegric to perfume and knows i don't wear any -- oh and did i mention it was paris hilton -seriously some people don't even try. i sold it for an mp3 player
Originally Posted by Elicia
That just reminded me of my Dad! He is on Dialysis waiting for a kidney transplant and on a pretty restricted diet. His brother just had a transplant a year ago so knows the diet very well. One of the biggest no-no's is cheese, yet every year he gives my Dad a Pepperidge Farm (I think thats the name?) cheese basket thing. My Dad swears he is just re gifting some office gift!!! He doesn't drink, so this year my Dad got him a bottle of scotch
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn
Others got worse gifts, but a few years ago my aunt got me plastic hangers . No clothes, just a set of regular old hangers
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my SIL gave me a paris hilton perfume last year .

please note : she has known me for ten years, knows i am allegric to perfume and knows i don't wear any -- oh and did i mention it was paris hilton -seriously some people don't even try. i sold it for an mp3 player
Originally Posted by Elicia


I kinda like the smell of Paris' perfume.
~ the artist formerly known as babywavy ~

Please excuse any typos. For the time being, we are blaming it on my computer.
Okay this still isn't as bad as the soiled sweatpants, but when DH was younger he and his brother received jogging suits from their grandma. Which was fine until they asked their mom what 32 Bust means.
2a/3a fine but lots of it. Just above my shoulders.

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