Literally Unbelievable

So apparently there are quite a few people who think that the Onion is real. These people are kind enough to bring joy/despair to the world by posting their outrage on facebook.

Literally Unbelievable





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Yes, I find amusement in those posts almost every day.
"...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Harry Dresden

I saw that the other day, funny and depressing at the same time.
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It's like how when I was 10 I couldn't tell if the colbert report was real or fake... But then again, I was ten. These people, I'm guessing, aren't. Lol.
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My favorite onion story was about a doggie who was embarassed in front of all his friends by his human daddy because he yelled at him. he was so devastated he can never go to the dog park again. eveyone other human parent felt bad for the doggie and thought he should be taken away and given to better parents
Lol! OH my. Also, I noticed that many of the people commenting on the Facebook posts don't understand the use of quotation marks around words. I mean, even in the one you posted... What was the point of using them in that way?!

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And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *tears*
"...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Harry Dresden

Slightly off topic:

foreverturtles, what/who on earth is that in your signature? It's killin me!




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I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Slightly off topic:

foreverturtles, what/who on earth is that in your signature? It's killin me!
Originally Posted by spring1onu

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Originally Posted by foreverturtles
Oh. My. Word.

Some people should be sedated AND locked away.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Thanks, L. I really needed that laugh today. But I could have used a parrot more.
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Sometimes I think it veers closer to truth than people realize.

(But not about the stuff posted above.)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I have just 'liked' the Onion on facebook so I can see this stuff myself
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Thanks, L. I really needed that laugh today. But I could have used a parrot more.
Originally Posted by medussa
I love the last comment on this...stuiped!

Oblivious, stupid, and totally lacking a sarcasm bone.. These people probably reproduce freely and vote too. *sigh*
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Thanks, L. I really needed that laugh today. But I could have used a parrot more.
Originally Posted by medussa
How awesome would it be if it were true?

Sometimes I think it veers closer to truth than people realize.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Oh, yeah, definitely. They have an excellent sense of the various types of personalities in this country.

This one isn't political, but I remember one instance where they wrote an article about Gillette making a 5-blade razor, back when 3-blades were the latest craze. It was hilarious. And like a year later, Gillette really did come out with 5 blades.

ETA: Here it is!
Eres o te haces?

Last edited by legends; 05-31-2011 at 02:40 PM.
Thanks, L. I really needed that laugh today. But I could have used a parrot more.
Originally Posted by medussa
How awesome would it be if it were true?

Sometimes I think it veers closer to truth than people realize.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Oh, yeah, definitely. They have an excellent sense of the various types of personalities in this country.

This one isn't political, but I remember one instance where they wrote an article about Gillette making a 5-blade razor, back when 3-blades were the latest craze. It was hilarious. And like a year later, Gillette really did come out with 5 blades.

ETA: Here it is!
Originally Posted by legends
Also, Saturday Night Live 1975:

SNL Transcripts: George Carlin: 10/11/75: Triple-Trac
"...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Harry Dresden

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