Do your coworkers fart audibly (around you)? - Page 3

damsel_fly · 03-01-2012, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyV69

I've worked in female dominated departments for the last 12 years, so no, my co-workers don't audibly fart around me. They do have other annoying habits though, like singing along to something on their iPod, making meowing sounds (although the person that does this was in a different department and they moved her seat last year, so mercifully I don't hear this as often these days) and laughing and talking loudly.

I worked with a meower. If she thought you said something "catty" she would meow. Actually, it was more like a rawr. Annoying, and beneath her. She was an MBA, after all.

RedCatWaves · 03-01-2012, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by damsel_fly

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Originally Posted by LadyV69

I've worked in female dominated departments for the last 12 years, so no, my co-workers don't audibly fart around me. They do have other annoying habits though, like singing along to something on their iPod, making meowing sounds (although the person that does this was in a different department and they moved her seat last year, so mercifully I don't hear this as often these days) and laughing and talking loudly.

I worked with a meower. If she thought you said something "catty" she would meow. Actually, it was more like a rawr. Annoying, and beneath her. She was an MBA, after all.

Oy...

Is the cat-meow reference because women own "pussies"? Offensive...

SpaghettiHead · 03-03-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

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Originally Posted by The New Black

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Originally Posted by LadyV69

Phoenix, do you work around a lot of men, by any chance? For some reason, they're less inhibited by bodily functions than women are.

Nope, not a man among us. The two farters are 80 year old women.

If I make it to 80, I'm going to fart wherever, whenever.

Siri types my posts for me.

This just made me laugh so loud!

OBB · 03-03-2012, 03:21 PM

If they've made products that have improved bad breath why can't they do something about smelly farts?

The New Black · 03-03-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

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Originally Posted by The New Black

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Originally Posted by LadyV69

Phoenix, do you work around a lot of men, by any chance? For some reason, they're less inhibited by bodily functions than women are.

Nope, not a man among us. The two farters are 80 year old women.

If I make it to 80, I'm going to fart wherever, whenever.

Siri types my posts for me.

LOL! Evidently, my two coworkers once made the same vow to themselves.

Speckla · 03-03-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by OBB

If they've made products that have improved bad breath why can't they do something about smelly farts?

I'll invent potpurri suppositories and you can test them out. Deal? before

during

almost done

after

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SunshineGrrl · 03-06-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OBB

If they've made products that have improved bad breath why can't they do something about smelly farts?

Apparently at my brother's old office, the whole male populace were about 12 years old and had no problem talking about farting and joking about farting, just not actually farting. Because hey, this is a professional office and talking and joking about it is complete acceptable, but actually doing it is something else entirely.

He had a boss who had his own office who farted in his own office to the point that the office smelled like @$$. I guess he and the coworkers decided to pitch in for his birthday and bought a seat cushion that was called something like the fart filter. I guess it both muffles the sound and filters the smell with carbon filters.

Shut the front door! They come in underwear, too! Your prayers have been answered, The New Black! Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions by GasBGon

Josephine · 03-07-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SunshineGrrl

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Originally Posted by OBB

If they've made products that have improved bad breath why can't they do something about smelly farts?

Apparently at my brother's old office, the whole male populace were about 12 years old and had no problem talking about farting and joking about farting, just not actually farting. Because hey, this is a professional office and talking and joking about it is complete acceptable, but actually doing it is something else entirely.

LOL I miss that, we used to talk about farting and pooping all the time and somebody brought in a remote control fart machine, but thank god they didnt fart around the office!

happyface · 03-07-2012, 04:22 PM

Just now i was talking to my co-worker at her cube. My boss who passes gas all the time stops by to chat with us. Almost mid-sentence he walks off abruptly. I almost got offended but then i smelled it. That little fker farted while we were talking and then walked off and left us with the stank. I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that slipped out but damn if it didnt stink. i had to come here and share. Cant keep the stank to myself.

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darkbeautytt · 03-07-2012, 05:48 PM

Lmao. Ewww that is freaking disgusting and nasty. Why would u fart around people. I can't do. I hold my fart till I get home. I don't want to smell ur disgusting fart. I hate it when female has no etiquette either, hmm dude don't burp out loud and cover your mouth, and go to tthe bathroom to fart. I don't want to hear it or smell it

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Nikki JO · 03-07-2012, 05:59 PM

Uh no....Thank GOD lol. Smh didn't know adults did that.

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