Here ye, here ye...wedding called offf...
 

You're invited to the marriage of Speckla, Saria, and Nej. Date to be announced later. RCC will be doing the ceremony and a buffet of bacon will be provided free of charge to all interesting in attending...seating is up to you!!


To be continued....

ETA: After agreeing to be Schrill's prom date and getting stood up, I realize that I'm too young to tie myself down to so many spouses. Saria and Nej, you can keep the ring(onion)s since I called it off. But the pate is staying with me. Got 4 hungry, disappointed cats maids at home.

Yaaay!!!!

Ooooh, I get to officiate!


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could i be a bridesmaid?

i want to my continue my perfect record of "always a bridesmaid, never a bride"!

:D

Once you all married Saria and I will have an affair! :)


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Can I be flower girl?!?! i was a flower girl when i was 7!! I was the bestest!!!

You did this early because you knew springy was still sleeping and she might miss being able to stand up and object. You sneaky speckla!!


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Be sure to give yourself the biggest wedding shower ever!

I'm boycotting the wedding out of spite...

I'm objecting, because I thought I was going to be your beautiful bride. I'm jealous. Waaaaah!!

This union will never work.

No no! I want you to be my matron of honor!

You can be. If the other brides don't object.

Yes.

Ok. Justs don't get pregnant.

Bump De Hump

but... but... i had my dress all picked out!

and it had a giant butt bow and everything....

:(

Whaaaaat?!?!? Why?!?! Y'all can work it out! I'm sure of it!!!!

did i mention the dress was a *really* crinkly taffeta in a hideous shade of raspberry pink?

:D

Saria and Nej are still getting married. They just need to find the third person. I will review applications starting on Monday. Requirements: a pulse...:sign5:

:(

Runaway bride Speck... runaway bride. Although at least she called it off early and didn't leave ya'll hanging at the altar because THAT would've been embarrassing.

We would've been forced to bust out several more bottles of pink champagne for that one.

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Well I still want to be the cranky old aunt who wears black from head to toe and rolled down stockings and bemoans the bride's terrible choice in spouses.
And I will make Italian cookies for the reception.