Fifi.G

Haha! I kept thinking, do they not know that roosters attack? Am I living in an alternate universe? lol

Now I can't stop picturing someone hitting my boss with a chicken.

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claudine19

Should we start a fund so you can buy a rubber chicken to hit him with yourself?

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spring1onu

Just don't put a rubber roach in the hallway for your boss to walk by. I thought I was going to get fired once for doing that.

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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.

Fifi.G

Yes, that would be fantastic!

Spring, we had a rubber snake in our office that was too much fun. We would hide him on keyboards and when people pulled them out from under the desk, BAM!! Someone threw it away after I set him up in the kitchen cabinet. I put it's tail under the plates so it would swing out when someone opened the door. Sigh. I miss that snake.

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iroc

This thread has me teary eyed from laughing.

We have an eagle nest in town. I've read about it, though I haven't seen it. I think it's by the elementary school.

As I read this thread, all I can picture is this:



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xcptnl

I love how threads morph. Moths to sexplosions to chicken flogging


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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~

Fifi.G

And if you've every heard the expression, "he was caught flogging his rooster" you'll see how sexplosive still relates.

Snort

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jeepcurlygurl

omg. i did snort!!!

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Fifi.G

^ I'm crying.

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spring1onu

Y'all are nasty.

So I feel like I fit right in.

I only worked with a few people in that office, but when my boss walked down the hall *click, click, click* in his little hard soled dress shoes then the clicking paused and he started stomping that plastic roach with every thing he had I thought for SURE I was done for.

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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.

Fifi.G

^ That is hysterical.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??