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06-06-2012, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Question that people ask that make ya go 'DUH'!
Them: Your hair is purple.
Me: Yes.
Them: Do you like it?
Me: Yes.
Them: Why did you do it?
Me: Because I like it.
The conversation when like this for a few more minutes.
I really, really love having purple hair.
Them: Did those piercings hurt?
Me: Some.
Them: Were you mad at yourself?
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06-06-2012, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,707
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Who are these people?
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06-06-2012, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,154
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People used to ask me if my daughters hair was real when she was like 2 or younger. Seriously, do they really think I would take the time to curl a baby's hair like that? Duh.
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06-06-2012, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,830
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Oh the questions I get at work!!
Me: 911. What is the address of your emergency?
Them:
*What time does the sun set?
*What time does the sun rise?
*Will you send an officer to my house to pick up the trash? A stray dog tore into it and spread it all over my lawn. They're supposed to protect and serve me, right? Doesn't this fall under serve? It doesn't! Well what am I supposed to do then?
*Will you call the power/phone/water company for me?
*What's the number to pizza hut?
*My phone is disconnected and I can only dial 911. Will you call my brother for me and tell him I'm too drunk to drive to his house tonight?
I could go on for days.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??
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06-06-2012, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 8,495
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^^  Hysterically.
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2/c and some 3A. Modified CG.
Highly porous. Color over grey.
Best 1st day method: Super Soaker
Protein treatment HG: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Conditioners: Curl Junkie Beauticurls Strengthening Conditioner,
Deep condish: Curl Junkie Curl Rehab
Stylers:Curl Junkie CCCC or CCCL
in combo with a gel, usually KCCC
Trying Curl Keeper - still experimenting
Every day is a gift 
Last edited by curlypearl; 06-06-2012 at 08:00 PM.
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06-06-2012, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 378
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People ask me if I curl my hair... When my hair is soaking wet in the mornings.
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Mod CG as of 10/18/08
Using: Suave Naturals, L'oreal Vive Pro Nutri Gloss, LA Looks Sports Gel.
"We’ll not live like this. They will try to bury us with false manifestos, inscribe us in wars against false enemies but we’ll sing songs about dying from loving the wrong cowboy and gospel; our bodies will burn in effigies of promise. I swear."
-Ibi Kaslik
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06-06-2012, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,707
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I've heard of people calling 911 to ask when and what "dusk" is.
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06-06-2012, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 8,495
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I wonder if these are the same people in our "People of Walmart" thread.
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2/c and some 3A. Modified CG.
Highly porous. Color over grey.
Best 1st day method: Super Soaker
Protein treatment HG: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Conditioners: Curl Junkie Beauticurls Strengthening Conditioner,
Deep condish: Curl Junkie Curl Rehab
Stylers:Curl Junkie CCCC or CCCL
in combo with a gel, usually KCCC
Trying Curl Keeper - still experimenting
Every day is a gift
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06-06-2012, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,830
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 I'd never quit handing them out.
Claudine, yes. They do. You can actually search funny 911's on YouTube and hear loads of... examples.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??
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06-06-2012, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,674
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My mom has been in 911 dispatch for 25+ years, and I've heard all of Fifi's and more.
There's no way I could do that work and not snark-sass all over the place constantly.
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06-06-2012, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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((((HUGS)))) to your mom. It does get very difficult, at times, and unfortunately 'those times' have increased dramatically. This is why you see some dispatchers in the headlines due to snarky comments. You have to shake it off and laugh though.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??
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06-06-2012, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 1,352
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Random B. Stranger or Som-won I. Kno.
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06-06-2012, 08:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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My husband is a mechanic, he gets a lot of, "I'll gladly pay you next month if you work on my car today!" Well, sometimes they ask first. The dumbest part is, they get really irate when he says no. These are not people he knows. These are strangers who come in off the street and seem to think it's so unreasonable that they expect payment at time of service. They are shocked that they won't take their word. They always say the same thing, I need my car to get to work, I have bills and kids to feed. They say This is their job and they too need to get paid so they can pay their bills and feed kids, but that doesn't seem to register on them.
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06-07-2012, 05:07 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 4,777
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I use to color my hair unanturally colors. People asked me the same stoopid questions. I started telling them its my naturally hair color and its nothing i can do about it.
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06-07-2012, 07:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,184
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Do you have Christmas in Australia?
December is summer in Australia, does that mean you have Christmas in July?
Do you speak English in Australia?
I love your Australian accent. Of course, we Americans don't have an accent.
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06-07-2012, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 17,439
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Can you walk in those shoes?
No, I put them on and flew here.
You have two master's degree? You must be smart.
No, actually I'm retarded.
I bet you hate having curly hair, right?
I don't think you want to go there.
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06-07-2012, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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06-07-2012, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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--Is that a perm?
--Where did your daughter get that curly hair?
--How did you end up with blonde kids?
--How come you don't have an SUV/minivan if you have kids?
--You listen to rap/rock/pop/hair bands/anything other than classical? (apparently, I look like I only listen to classical music...I mean, I like classical but not exclusively!)
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06-07-2012, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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This thread is so funny! 
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2/c and some 3A. Modified CG.
Highly porous. Color over grey.
Best 1st day method: Super Soaker
Protein treatment HG: Curl Junkie Repair Me
Conditioners: Curl Junkie Beauticurls Strengthening Conditioner,
Deep condish: Curl Junkie Curl Rehab
Stylers:Curl Junkie CCCC or CCCL
in combo with a gel, usually KCCC
Trying Curl Keeper - still experimenting
Every day is a gift
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06-07-2012, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,401
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I have been asked if my husband is the father of my kids. They look like him, so I would have to say yes.
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