One of the times I saw him a few years ago ('03-'04ish), he came out on stage wearing the same pants as me. They were thin courduroy, in varying stripes of reds and browns. The friend I was with started saying to me, "Um, are those the sa-"
"Yes, I'm wearing ladies' pants!" Rufus proclaimed when he got to the microphone.
They looked better on him, of course.
The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.