ShayShampagne

Lol y'all are funny!

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hmm, well I work across the street from a National Guard unit. so I guess I need two plans. one for work and one for home.

While my work options brings more guns, slack and a cardigan just doesn't feel right for the occasion

iroc

The dogs turn into zombies as well. Obviously. As do any birds and animals that would eat roadkill.
The mall was fairly safe until people started doing dumb things, letting people in and out, and letting zombie babies be born and such.

You can't keep pets in a zombie apocalypse. They get bit, and you have to kill them like in I Am Legend, and It's too damn sad.


I would BE Alice from Resident Evil because she is so friggin badass.

In Resident Evil Apocalypse (2)


And Extinction (3)


And I would live here


But I'm only dealing with normal, zombies. Not these super charged zombies that can run and climb and swim. Hello? Who came up with that?

I've seen so many zombie movies, I tend to get them mixed up.

Zombie Land is the sorta funny one with Woody Harrelson

Dawn of The Dead was in the mall

LAND of the Dead was with the hottie Aussie from the Mentalist where they evolve and learn and stuff. weird.

Quarantine was the rabies outbreak zombies.

Resident Evil, my favorite, was the global company test gone wrong.

There was the Quentin Tarantino one w Rose McGowan, what was that?

and the one where the kids leave school on vacation and end up in their rich friends panic room? Can't remember that one either.





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Those are weird outfits that look more like titillation than function. I've never seen RE.

I wouldn't have that much skin out for a zombie apocalypse.

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A zombie full of seething hunger will bite through clothes. And too much clothing gives them a lot to grab onto to catch you. Something to think about.


You can not fully plan for the zombie apocalypse if you have not paid attention to the real (movie) examples!

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You can't, but I'm not to around looking like some dudes boner fantasy of a zombie killer. Layers will be more bite protective than mesh and fishnet.

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iroc

I didn't realize we were in disaster mode planning of a true zombie apocalypse. Carry on.

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Well, the thread title didn't say the zombie fakeopalyse, or the Dress Like a Sexy Zombie Fighter apocalypse.

It's like those dumb Halloween costumes for women.

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thelio

Depends on the type of zombie outbreak we have. Some zombies dont eat animals. totally ignores them. so having a dog as a guard would be a good option. Unless we talking t-virus zombies.

redcelticcurls

Or mutated measles-as-cancer cure virus.

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redcelticcurls

So many variables!

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So many types of zombies, you have to plan for all of them.

George Romero Zombie: the original prototype. This is the type most of us are familar with. blow to the head and they are out. They are slow, and easy to get away from when there are a few. But if you get cornered you are dead. one bite, one scratch you are dead. already dead? you will be back. the cause is most likely something the gov did. we maybe able to survive this. if we band together. but as later seen in romero's Land of the dead, people dont evolve, but the zombies sure will. in the end we may still be screwed.

Resident evil zombies- caused by a corrupt private company called the umbrella corp. they deveiled teh t-virus which causes all kinds of mutations. we will be faced with zombie people, animals, even plants!l Lets just say, we are screwed if this is what we will face. We will need granade launchers to take out some of the bosses. anyone here got one?

28 days later zombies: infected with "Rage" you become a raging animal bent on rtearing apart anyone near you not infected with "rage" they can run, swim, climb. But unlike the tradiionla zombies, you dont need to shoot them in the head, just hack away and that should put them down. one bad thing about these "zombies" is one drop of blood in your eye you turn within minutes. and yes he can spread and wipe out all of england within 28 days.

Shaun of the dead zombie: While you will get a fair amount of comic relief, you still cant forget these zombies want to eat you. Bright side: if you are a good actor you can bypass them by imitation. also you can chain them up and treat them as pets, entertainment, or playing video games. There's a good chance we can survive these zombies.

these are just a few zombies we may face. I will post more zombies later.

oh yeah, iroc you are thinking grind house: planet terror. and i believe dairy of the dead, another romero film.

claudine19

WHAT?

Viruses? Keeping track of movies?

Dear Eating Brains,

I'm just not that into you.

Love,
Ninja

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redcelticcurls

I had a zombie dream last week. In the dream, putting recalled Trader Joe's peanut butter on a zombie bite within the first fifteen minutes would cure you.

I'm now half paranoid that the peanut butter recall is a conspiracy theory to stockpile a zombie cure. :/

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Oh I plan on looking good during the zompocalypse. Like the women in Resident Evil, Underworld, The Matrix, Aeon Flux. I'm putting mascara and lipstick in my backpack for sure.

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iroc

I'm stating that Alice kicks ass. And Resident Evil is one of my favorite movies. And it is based on a video game. And if there IS a zombie apocalypse and I AM kicking ass, then I'll wear whatever I want cause it doesn't matter anymore and I'm killing everything so I win.

Plus, horny adolescent video game geeks will likely be eaten, or only survive bc I've saved them, and if they need to use my zombie fighting attire as imagery for their fantasies then I really don't care bc did I mention I'm kicking ass?

If I'm surviving said zombie apocalypse and cutting the heads off crazy flesh eaters, I'm not gonna be slowed down by a pair of dickies!



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Jeepy, I was typing the same time you were posting, but, YA!

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Well, you guys can go ahead and primp. You'll get eaten first so it gives me better odds.

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Yes. And they all have dark hair bc who has time for highlights?

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Knowing my luck it would happen when I'm either in bed, so I'd end up running around with my pjs on or while I'm at work, so I'd be running around in my uniform.

I would not be prepared in any shape or form.

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