What would you wear during the zombie apocalypse?

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I was thinking I had to pick something I own!

Like, you're at home and you hear the zombie apocalypse breaks out, and you have time to have some limited interaction with some zombies and you know tons of people are dead, and you've decided to leave your home because it's unsafe and most people are dead (you're leaving with or without some other survivors, it doesn't matter) on some sort of mission to find other survivors and/or a safer place to start a new life. You have 20 minutes to get dressed. What do you wear?

My first thought is layers. And comfortable/athletic clothes. I don't have any actual hiking clothes, although that would probably be a good bet. I'd probably end up in gym pants and a couple layers of tank/long sleeve/hoodie on top, wearing my sneakers. And bring my parka and snow boots, and some warm hats and gloves, and a pair of jeans. And spare sox and undies. I don't think I have a lot of good apocalypse clothes--I don't own any cargo pants, for instance.
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I will take Alice's weapons, and her leather jacket from the first resident evil

but Jill Valentine from the video game is much more practical:

I will take Alice's weapons, and her leather jacket from the first resident evil

but Jill Valentine from the video game is much more practical:

Originally Posted by thelio
Initially I though Valentine too, but I'm very biased towards Alice. Plus, I could never wear the top Valentine wears in the movie.

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So many types of zombies, you have to plan for all of them.

George Romero Zombie: the original prototype. This is the type most of us are familar with. blow to the head and they are out. They are slow, and easy to get away from when there are a few. But if you get cornered you are dead. one bite, one scratch you are dead. already dead? you will be back. the cause is most likely something the gov did. we maybe able to survive this. if we band together. but as later seen in romero's Land of the dead, people dont evolve, but the zombies sure will. in the end we may still be screwed.

Resident evil zombies- caused by a corrupt private company called the umbrella corp. they deveiled teh t-virus which causes all kinds of mutations. we will be faced with zombie people, animals, even plants!l Lets just say, we are screwed if this is what we will face. We will need granade launchers to take out some of the bosses. anyone here got one?

28 days later zombies: infected with "Rage" you become a raging animal bent on rtearing apart anyone near you not infected with "rage" they can run, swim, climb. But unlike the tradiionla zombies, you dont need to shoot them in the head, just hack away and that should put them down. one bad thing about these "zombies" is one drop of blood in your eye you turn within minutes. and yes he can spread and wipe out all of england within 28 days.

Shaun of the dead zombie: While you will get a fair amount of comic relief, you still cant forget these zombies want to eat you. Bright side: if you are a good actor you can bypass them by imitation. also you can chain them up and treat them as pets, entertainment, or playing video games. There's a good chance we can survive these zombies.

these are just a few zombies we may face. I will post more zombies later.

oh yeah, iroc you are thinking grind house: planet terror. and i believe dairy of the dead, another romero film.
Originally Posted by thelio
I love this!

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Yes, Grindhouse Planet Terror and Diary of the Dead. Those are the two I couldnt remember. Thank you, thelio.

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Oh I plan on looking good during the zompocalypse. Like the women in Resident Evil, Underworld, The Matrix, Aeon Flux. I'm putting mascara and lipstick in my backpack for sure.
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I don't care what I look or smell like. Apparently, the dogs and I will just be running like hell, anyway.

Do zombies avoid water? I have a lake nearby. Would my being in a little raft deter them? Are they smart enough to wait me out?
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Thats the one thing I hated about the movie. HWy couldnt Jill wear her Stars uniform? Why must they make her look at sexyfied andsuch. I want bad azz!! Like you see me coming, you better run brain breath! My boot will break in your face. My katana, will slice thru your jugular. I may not be pretty to look at for the boys, but i will be kicking zombie butt!

In my closet now: I would wear my black leggings and khaki cargo pants, with belt (I can use that). I would layer a cami, thermal shirt and t-shirt. cover with my bluse zipperup hoody. i will will my faux combat boots. the only feasible weapon I have is a Katana. I'm not sure how good I will be with it, but I will have to learn.
I was thinking I had to pick something I own!

Like, you're at home and you hear the zombie apocalypse breaks out, and you have time to have some limited interaction with some zombies and you know tons of people are dead, and you've decided to leave your home because it's unsafe and most people are dead (you're leaving with or without some other survivors, it doesn't matter) on some sort of mission to find other survivors and/or a safer place to start a new life. You have 20 minutes to get dressed. What do you wear?

My first thought is layers. And comfortable/athletic clothes. I don't have any actual hiking clothes, although that would probably be a good bet. I'd probably end up in gym pants and a couple layers of tank/long sleeve/hoodie on top, wearing my sneakers. And bring my parka and snow boots, and some warm hats and gloves, and a pair of jeans. And spare sox and undies. I don't think I have a lot of good apocalypse clothes--I don't own any cargo pants, for instance.
Originally Posted by Who Me?

You can come with me to the mall....

Jeepy you can come also. We're gonna be looking sexy, and then we'll entice all the sexy men that are left on earth and bring em back to the party boat:


Some fine zombie survivor specimen we might run into:









okay I got lazy I can't be bothered to find and add anymore pictures.





but we'll be on our boat like




and y'all gonna be like

^ Fantastic.
The clothes I listed originally are all in my closet and they will look fine. And even better once they get a bit torn up and tattered.
And I think Daryl will really appreciate my VS panties under my Harley clothes. He doesn't want some dull woman with white granny panties like Carol!
: )
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Zombieland Zombies: These zombie's can climb!! oh snap! But its all good we got woody frickin harrelson on our side. So we should be good, as long as there are twinkies. these zombies can also go pretty fast. there are 11 rules to survive the zombie apocalypse

1. Be in shape. you will be running for your life, you have to be able to out run a few folks.

2. double tap. make sure that zombie mofo is dead. shoor twice, no regrets later.

3.careful in the bathroom. image it, you finally get a chance to poo, then BAM!!! you are zombie food. never let you guard down.

4.always wear your seat belt.

5. travel light. nuff sad. leave teh makeup cast behind.

6. dont be a hero.

7.Stretch. you dont want to get a cramp while running for your life

8. Know your exit stradegy. You need to know all your exits and entrances within any given room. you dont want to be thingking its all good in the hood, when your neighborhood zombie comes in with a "oh your back door was open so i figure i would let myself in and partake on your braaaaaaiinz."

9.its best to take on the zombie hordes with a crew you can trust, who can kick butt as well as you can. you cant survive alone, even if you could, would you want to? that would be a lonly planet.

10. check the back sit. that goes for any horror situation.

11. enjoy the little things. or look on the brightside: no more bills, no more naggin bosses, that nest door neighbor you hated? eaten by the hot neighbor across the street. the in law no one got how she got in the family? headless, thanks to you. the coworker who you knew was trying to take your job? dead. Yes, most of the people you know and love are probably dead or reanimated corpse, but to retain your sanity you much find the little things to enjoy.



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I really like Woody Harrelson.
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VooDoo Zombies: There have been tales of these types of Zombies. I wont get into if they are real or not. I will say, if they are, I dont think we have to worry about them. so wear whatever you like. just no bashing in people's heads. they wont eat you. or at least they shouldnt. maybe we should bash in their heads just to be safe.

Land of the dead zombies: while these zombies are also part of romero world, these are intelligent zombies. They ultilize weapons man!!! but at the same time they seem to also become more... human? these are not teh night of the dead zombies or even day of the dead, these are "we have a job to do and your barracades aint going to stop us" zombies. oh lawd! lets just try to survive.
WHAT ABOUT I AM LEGEND....or were those vampires?
heres the thing about Z-day, zombies wont be the only thing we have to worry about. we have to deal with disease, starvation, climate (even mother nature can be against us), terrian, and other people. you know when the grits hit the pan, people gets KRAY-ZEE!!

We have to learn to cope and to deal with it and not go coocoo!

So you must prepare before hand. We call got skills that can help us survive. we need people who knows about weapons, forging, building, traps, hunting, edible plants, nature. get in shape (do your cardio!), buy a survival manual and go in the woods for a week adn see if you can survive with nothing! make sure you have a survival plan in action. Now where to go and have supplies stacked. have a survival kit. several in fact. Come up with a back up plan. after that, come up with a nother back up plan.

You need to be emotionally prepared, if you arent you will succumb to depression and get your self killed. or worst, get others killed. dont get others killed. thats not cool man.
^ Ok you are making it sound less fun all the time.
hahaha.

I can use a gun, bow, or knife. I can find edible plants, grow stuff, cook. And as I said before, I will always be the one to trek to the pharmacies and find drugs and such.

If my boyfriend survives, you all will want him on your team. He has lived in a cabin in the woods for much of the last 40 years. No furnace, erratic plumbing, and he managed to raise 3 kids there, mostly on his own. He knows all the good and bad plants in the woods. He has lots of guns and knives, can grow anything, he can hunt and fish and chop trees and he can make a fire out of nothing.
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I took courses on birds and mushrooms and parasites and disease and first aid! And I know awesome cool downs and warm ups! And I collect flashlights!

Yay you need me!!
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^ I have those flashlights that don't use batteries. Those puppies are goin in my backpack!
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I'm not even going to pretend I could survive. I'd totally wear Mr. Spring in a zombie attack because I'm pretty useless in a panic situation and there's no way in hell I could survive on my own.
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It depends on the situation. If I have to grab something quickly it will be practical/comfortable shoes, and a jacket or sweater. If I have time to pack it will be light items I can warmly layer with, socks, jeans or cargo pants, athletic pants, etc.

I have two plans for the ZA. One involves a group of friends. We will be meeting and traveling to an island on the lake. Depending on the time of year, it might not be occupied at all. If so... So sorry. We are each in charge of bringing items. Im bringing chickens, some weapoms, and a friend who has an amazing green thumb and great knowledge of alternative fuels.

If this doesn't pan its a large tree house on top of my mountain, and occasional outings for supplies.
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